Comments on: Good night: Suck it, Canada, it’s our game now

By: USA sucks choda

USA sucks choda — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 04:17:25 +0000

This makes people proud to be American? One lucky victory in hockey? Well, we won olympic gold against your pathetic country so suck on that!

By: LetsGoHabz

LetsGoHabz — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 19:00:28 +0000

You are SUCH a bigot. I don’t think you would be so cocky if some Communist country were to be aided and abetted in the theft of world domination of baseball from you Americans. Read: John F. Ahearne, longtime president of the International Ice Hockey Federation, treated us as schlep for a cool 39 years. He used Canadians to ice a gold-medal-winning British team at the 1936 Winter Olympics. In 1964, he tweaked the rules so Canada wouldn’t get a bronze medal. He allowed biased referees in both the 1966 World Championships (Seth Martin accused of tripping Stan Pryl when he ACCIDENTALLY fell and it HAPPENED to look as if it had been thanks to Martin’s hand) and the 1972 Summit Series (Franz Baader and Joseph Kompalla? Ever heard of them?) We don’t want to be like your ilk no matter what they think, you fat moron. I won’t be surprised if you start working at “South Park” next year and its fans see a dramatic upswing in the level of anti-Canadian extremism.

Oh, and about baseball, it might surprise you to know that some people in Beachville, Ontario, were playing something uncannily similar thereto in 1838. If you know your sports history, the popular origin of the sport was at Cooperstown, New York, in 1839. Not to mention that in Hollywood, the original Warner Brothers grew up in London, Ontario, and Louis Mayer (of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer) was raised in New Brunswick, where his father owned a Fredericton junkyard. Walt Disney’s family was also originally Canadian.

And while we’re at it, you have a much higher rate of smoking than we do, even allowing for a population 9.5 times ours. Which is precisely why you can dominate at all international sports: Manpower.

SO THERE!

By: Gonz

Gonz — Sun, 10 Jan 2010 07:45:00 +0000

Neon Rabbit’s sarcas-o-meter is obviously broken. Someone get him a new one. Do they not have any humor up north, or something?

By: fetch9

fetch9 — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:38:01 +0000

Neon Rabbit you might want to look up the meaning of ironic. Looks like you went to college somewhere outside the U.S. eh?

By: Neon Rabbit

Neon Rabbit — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 03:16:16 +0000

It’s ironic that so many posters are Americans and in agreement with the blog post. It’s actually pretty idiotic and the fact that so many Americans agree with it speaks volumes about the country…

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By: RP

RP — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 13:42:55 +0000

I think this is the best blog post I have ever read

By: Rob

Rob — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 08:52:11 +0000

The best part of this is that even if Canada won you still would have posted this, just without mentioning that Canada has won the last 5 times and that the USA FINALLY won (opps caps lock).
For the most part is was funny. I can’t wait for the Olympics when you guys come in 4th and rip on the team in 5th hahaha

By: TLP

TLP — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:14:25 +0000

ah yes, drew. that nuanced canadian humor that brought us kids in the hall (guys in dresses always funny) and trailer park boys (get it? they’re rednecks!). how understated.

By: U.S.Gay.

U.S.Gay. — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:42:03 +0000

Wait, the americans had a team?