Comments on: Good night: They can’t even lose correctly

By: nightfly

nightfly — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 17:32:21 +0000

No wonder the puck went in… Luongo accidentally screened himself with his leg pad.

By: Austin

Austin — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 02:41:15 +0000

San Jose 4, Minnesota 1. Now, if you insert “Minnesota” with “Nameless Playoff-Bound Team”, and reversed that score, I’d actually believe it.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 02:02:48 +0000

Good job Devils, nothing like paying out the ass for a “I’ll play good when I feel like it” kinda guy. Seriously, me and my ex-girlfriend probably get along better than Kovalchuk and Lemaire.

By: Swiss Army Knife

Swiss Army Knife — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:38:25 +0000

Ah, so Wilt Chamberlain didn’t sleep with 10,000 women because he was one of the greatest basketball players of all time, but he was one of the greatest basketball players of all time because he slept with 10,000 women. I now finally understand why I am a terrible athlete.

In other news, Rinne shitting the bed has opened the door for Ellis to come back. Now he can tweet about getting bit by deer while feeding it a wrap!

By: galaxysong9

galaxysong9 — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:28:04 +0000

You know you’re in for a rough night when Tom Gilbert opens the scoring. I actually have a poster just like that picture of Luongo… only it’s of Vesa Toskala. (Did I just admit to having a poster of Toskala? Maybe. It’s inspirational, knowing that if he can be an NHL goalie, I can be like, president or something.)

By: danny

danny — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 18:10:55 +0000

did anyone see how scary niemi looks/sounds? freakin fins…

By: crashlanding

crashlanding — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:37:58 +0000

After the way Kovalchuk played last night I can only hope he went on some Shawn Kemp-like spree last August/September. If only NJ acquired him sooner, Marty could have shown him all the GTL spots.

By: Manton

Manton — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:44:40 +0000

But seriously, the Oilers are shit

By: Doug

Doug — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 15:23:25 +0000

Luongo really hates letting goals in, but he hates it even more when he stubs his toe and knees himself in the face at the same time.

That’s where all those pucks go, he shits them out.

By: Dan

Dan — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 14:54:50 +0000

Basing this solely on Jack Edwards’ broadcast last night, I’m fairly certain the Bruins will make the playoffs, go to the Stanley Cup finals, sweep the West, pass additional health care reform, solve the Social Security crisis, and establish peace between Israel and Palestine.

Happy birthday Jack!